The bottle of Presidentorra. Article by Albert Soler

Presidentorra has reached the peak of her existence, what it was predestined for. A week ago he was named Brotherhood of Honor of the ratafía, which means that his life has finally acquired meaning. Presiding over the Generalitat was just one step that he was obliged to perform – reluctantly – before reaching the position he deserves, which is none other than singing, wherever he goes, the excellence of a herbal liqueur, Better late than never. I say this without any demerit towards the honest producers of ratafía, quite the opposite: in other places it will not be like that, but in Catalonia there is no doubt that going from presiding over the ‘governet’ to being the ambassador of a liquor, is a gigantic step forward. Own Pere Aragonès he presides over the ‘governet’ only as a step towards higher levels and more appropriate to his talent, who knows, since by age he cannot consume alcohol, perhaps he will be appointed preferred consumer of Maria cookies, An honor compared to his current position, it has cost him a lifetime, but he has finally embraced his destiny and, incidentally, a bottle. Once Presidentorra has reached the maximum of its capabilities – more digestive than intellectual – he sees the void open up before him. What to do with what remains of his life, when he knows that he will not be able to reach higher, When you are aware that praising the merits of a liqueur, in your case supposes to have peaked? Not a few men fall into depression as soon as they see that nothing motivates them, worse still, there are those who in such a situation fall into the vice of drinking, a danger that especially haunts Presidentorra due to the nature of his new exercise. If he decides to drown that existential emptiness in alcohol, please God, he will honor his position and be based on ratafía. the obvious lack of intellectual capacity in Presidentorra, those responsible for the Santa Coloma de Farners ratafía have taken into account other merits to appoint him Cofrade. They were the only ones in Catalonia who were not deceived and they understood from the beginning what this man was referring to when he pompously announced that he would never give up, that would persist until the end: not to let go of the ratafía bottle until it was completely emptied. And nothing more.