In the WhatsApp group of La Zarzuela, the administrator is Letizia and despite the pleas of Felipe VI, he is reluctant to add Juan Carlos I, who had been blocked a couple of years ago because nobody could stand the complaining audios at the wrong time, from his golden exile in Abu Dhabi. A couple of weeks ago, Inaki Urdangarin He quietly left the chat at dawn, knowing that his walk hand in hand with another woman was going to be revealed on the cover of ‘Readings’. Messages of support for the Infanta Cristina, another divorcee in the family, who contributed the emoticon with the girl shrugging her shoulders and the phrase “well, she didn’t know anything” have been spared. Froilán has hooked his grandfather’s statement into the same meme, “I am aware of the importance for public opinion of past events in my private life”, with his uncle’s statements to the program ‘El Partidaz’o de la Cope, «I have paid for the things that have happened to me», and he has put a Latin rhythm «cocococosas, acocococontecimientos, perrea, perrea». the ‘influencer’ Victoria Federica It is not clear: «Bro, it’s great to be archived, right? I think that from now on a prosecutor is my favorite ‘cool’ accessory, I will never make an ‘outfit’ without a prosecutor. Although the parole thing appears in all the movies…». The Infanta Elena He sends a selfie with his horse and cries out for the return of his father, whom he has promised to accompany on the route for all three Michelin stars in Spain when he returns. «Solidarity, humanity… Daddy has already paid for what he did living in that heat, or does Putin have to bomb the Gulf for us to give him shelter? the infant sofia She asks if the gym in which her grandfather’s rooms were converted into a palace is free this afternoon, that she is meeting her friends for a pilates session, or if she has to move to another National Heritage site. queen sofia expresses in English her surprise that Letizia has joined the chat to Pedro Sanchez, who is not from the family even though he is behaving very well. «Madam, do not worry that I do not go out of my language or make screenshots like those of the PP. And I am as disappointed as you are at the king’s behaviour.’ Philip He sends a voice message, because “I am meeting with the Security Council and I don’t know what I have done so disappointing, if I barely move.” “The other king!” Letizia, his youngest daughter, and the four children of his sister Cristina respond almost at the same time. «For Marivent, I didn’t even step on it. Let him go to Galicia, if Feijóo loves him so much », attacks Doña Sofía. “A #motomami always respects the presumption of innocence,” he commands Froilan superimposed on the butts of four young ladies on motorcycles and the voice of a false Rosalía who sings: a file, I transform myself; the conditional, I transform myself». “How crude, son, I remind you that you are fourth in line to the throne,” his grandmother types. “‘Hello’. Everything ok? Very strong about the war, my Russian ‘compis’ are having a really bad time. Throne of what? », he joins Eleanor from outside Europe. A rare and unknown number is added to the group. In the avatar, the photo of Juan Carlos I addressing the town on television that 23F. “From mom, it was not her, that the CNI has taken her cell phone,” reports Sofía junior. «Family, it is better prescribed than proscribed. What is it good for? How much I have missed the Spanish sense of humor. This is my new mobile, don’t worry Corinne He’s looking for me to nail me with another lawsuit. But, son, you know where to make me some bizum… for old times’ sake».