Ukraine needs guns, not applause

Thus, American comedian Amy Schumer, who will co-host the Oscars ceremony, would like the President of Ukraine Volodymyr Zelensky to be able to address stars and viewers during the event broadcast live on Sunday evening.

“I know there’s pressure to do a light show, allowing people to forget about their problems for a few hours, but I’m not afraid to tackle difficult subjects,” says the “brave” actress.

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But what a great idea!

We could even open the ceremony with this segment!

“Hello, my name is Volodymyr Zelensky. Like you, I found Tom Hanks terrific in Saving Private Ryan. Without forgetting Jeremy Renner in The Hurt Locker. But as a former comedian, I can tell you that waging a real war is much more difficult. There are no special effects. These are real bombs that fall!

“Tonight, while watching your favorite stars thank God or their old drama teacher, spare a thought for the Ukrainians who, every minute, risk their lives. And may the best win ! »

And immediately afterwards, the little Ukrainian girl who made the hearts of the whole world vibrate could take the stage and sing Let It Go with a choir of orphans!

Too bad we didn’t have all this technology in the 1940s.

You imagine ? During the 1943 ceremony, hosted by Bob Hope, a message from the president of the Jewish Association of Berlin could have been broadcast between a Coca-Cola ad and the awarding of the Oscar for best animated short film.

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This is what the world needed…

Hundreds of stars in evening dress applauding a warlord for ten minutes to show that despite their millions, their hearts are in the right place.

Like Ellen DeGeneres who, at the height of the pandemic, released a video to say that she shared the pain of Americans.

Because she, too, was confined to her $55 million home with four bedrooms, a tennis court, an infinity pool, a carp pond, a two-hectare park and ten bathrooms…

They will tell me that I am in bad faith.

After all, there are millions of people who watch the Oscars, right? It would allow the President of Ukraine to get his message across!

As if we don’t know what’s going on in Ukraine…

And as if Zelensky needed more pats on the back and more thumbs up!

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The next Grammys ceremony will take place in 11 days, on April 3.

Why don’t we save Zelensky for this gala instead?

Her segment could be introduced by a singer in Hot Pants rubbing her buttocks on the legs of a rapper dressed as a cowboy.

And now, I intriduce you to my man Zelensky, yo bro ! »

It would be a great day for Ukraine…

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