It seems that the new education law is going to put an end to an endemic disease in Spain as it is school dropout and grade repetition. And he is going to do it by taking the bull by the horns, with solutions that are up to par: allowing the student to pass the course even if they fail. No one can deny that the best solution to avoid abandonment and repetition is to allow the grabs to keep going. Soon Spain will be the envy of all the surrounding countries, I already see the headlines all over the world: “The Spanish miracle & rdquor ;. Pedagogues from all over the world will come to our country to be interested in such an advanced method, and they are going to curse each other because no one ever came up with such a simple solution before: so that no one repeats or abandons, we let them go forward. It is not uncommon for the minister who has achieved it to be called Alegría, it is one more step towards the final goal, which is none other than make all students happy. Exams and evaluations did nothing but hamper her well-being. But it is not yet the final step. In ‘Story of a conceited man’, Mordecai Richler reflected – and he wrote it in 1968 – the English society of the time, in which the fashion for political correctness was already rearing its head, which is what we aspire to here today. Appears on your pages a school that is undoubtedly the model to imitate, where there are no grades or grades, there all students are equal before society and before teachers. This leads to a new teacher, so that 10-year-olds have some incentive when it comes to studying or behaving in class, each week rewards the best three with a blowjob. While everyone else leaves the classroom, the best three stay, and the teacher, kneeling on the ground, treats them with their well-deserved prize. It should be said in honor of such an innovative pedagogue, who achieved great success, and the kids studied like never before, hoping to be among the three most diligent. Unfortunately, the case reaches the ears of the director who, understandably angry, summons the teacher to a meeting . It admits the facts, although it argues in its favor that the method has been very successful. The director, inflexible, reminds him that it is a progressive school, and that it begins by giving a blowjob to the children who best recite the table of seven, and you end up putting notes, that is, discriminating. Therefore, you must choose: either stop performing blowjobs as a reward, or perform them on all students without differences. The good woman apologizes and agrees to reward the entire class, without distinction of merit. In return, he asks the director for one thing: to transfer him to the older class, of those who are already 12 years old. He grants it.In Spain we are on the way to achieving equality by skipping the episode of fellatio, at least until some pedagogue comes out assuring that they benefit the students. Not to his intellectual capacity, which no longer matters, but to his happiness, because what it is about is that our children are happy, that they think that life is rosy and that they believe that they will never have to face any difficulties since these only exist in horror stories, which fortunately will soon be banned as well. And on top of that, they are going to give them oral sex just because, because life is wonderful.
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