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There is only one sin as serious as that of make a Spanish omelette without strictly following the guidelines established: cook rice with things and call it paella. The gastronomic laws of a country like Spain are not written, but because it is not necessary. If anything unites us Spaniards, from across the political spectrum and social condition, it is the culinary aberrations that are made beyond our borders and which are later presumed on social networks.
The last to taste the wrath of Spanish palates in his meats has been the good Robert Paterson, a Canadian gentleman who lives in Knowlton, Quebec, and had a quiet life writing a series of short books for Amazon where he analyzes the world of social networks and artificial intelligence. Perhaps, after what happened, I can write a single volume dedicated to the Spanish tortilla as a trigger for bullying cross-border
It was last January 2 when Robert, to give himself a joy starting this 2022, wanted to throw the house out the window and prepare “my version of the Spanish tortilla” that, at first, he already told us that it would take him an hour to prepare. Suspicious to say the least. If we look at the photograph that he shared with the message, the suspicions are already confirmed: cheese, sausage, potato, mushrooms, peppers, prawns and, surely, other foods that we cannot distinguish, cooking in a pan.
Preparing my version of a Spanish Omelette. See in an hour with it cooked pic.twitter.com/e4s96j3uOe
— Robert Paterson (@robpatrob) January 2, 2022
Some time later, Robert showed the image after pouring the egg directly on top of the preparation:
My version of a Spanish omelette pic.twitter.com/ZuPrMIpIAp
— Robert Paterson (@robpatrob) January 3, 2022
We have not been able to see the finish, but we do not need to intuit how the tortilla of Robert who, at first, went unnoticed by Twitter. Just a few days later, this very week, the Spaniards came up with the recipe and were merciless with it, as usually happens in these cases:
Throw beans on it too I shit on your print https://t.co/WOIlj5Jhxq
– A heavy in the prickly pear (@JuanjeAlcon) January 11, 2022
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ this is a Spanish or potato omelette. It has egg, potato and oil. Nothing you have added pic.twitter.com/8zSvItYO3Q
– RoeCeli (@RoeCeli) January 9, 2022
See you in court https://t.co/EO8GW9SHUD pic.twitter.com/A7Hx4YJaQ1
– Sara Ruiz🌹 (@sararuuizf) January 11, 2022
—I have written a book in which I comment on the British recipes for Spanish omelette on networks with respect and calmly
-What’s it called?
“Put him Nutella too, you son of a bitch.”— Larry Walters (@LarryWalters_) January 10, 2022
Robert you need to exarle a biofruit https://t.co/amOwTQB7X2
– CarlboroLight (@CarlboroLight) January 10, 2022
That, more than an omelette, looks like the fair vomiton of a Toñi baguette.
— Josan (@JeyEyy) January 10, 2022
what the fuck is that mate https://t.co/ZQpW0OJBW4
– Tyder (@Tyder__) January 10, 2022
At least he said it’s his version… 😂
– Ivan (@NSCabezon) January 10, 2022
What do you say about Spanish omelette son of a bitch, if that’s a massacre. https://t.co/MIXanU5oaO
— Cristina Yang W/ (@Srta_Ramsey) January 10, 2022
That really is an offense to an entire country and not Australia with Serbia. But in Spain we bow our heads. If Djokovic’s father was Spanish, he would know how to defend us. #PrayForSpanishOmelette
– Migue Jiménez (@MigueChuti) January 10, 2022
Are you happy? It started with allowing the onion and watch where we go. https://t.co/AwkW6kiHU1
– Arturo González-Campos (@ArturoGCampos) January 10, 2022
There is no remedy for this, we are already in chaos, in this country we have been very permissive with onions and that is how it goes
– pomponio flato (@pomponioflato) January 10, 2022
This man has managed to agree between the two Spains, the concebollistas and the sincebollistas. https://t.co/YvtZ9uOhqH
— The girl with the algae (@Ele_naC) January 10, 2022
– Alejandro Arnaldos📚 (@AlexArnaldos) January 9, 2022
Robert’s tortilla attempt became so viral that even chef José Andrés wanted to take matters into his own hands and give him a slap on the wrist and a couple of tips. He thanks him for the desire he has put into it and for sharing his experiment culinary, and even recognizes that many books have been written in recent years in which multiple ingredients for this very Spanish recipe appear, “but today’s is only with eggs, potatoes and onion (sometimes)”:
Dear Robert:Thanks for your heart+willingness to share your knowledge with all.Are some books around written over the last 75 years that have Spanish omelette with manyyyy ingredients like the ones you are using! BUT Spanish omelette today is just eggs, potatoes+onions(sometimes) https://t.co/TK6KZ1D56V
– José Andrés (@chefjoseandres) January 10, 2022
Poor Robert, on the international target, has been analyzing his situation with great humor: “I caused a storm on Twitter by posting a photo of my version of the Spanish tortilla, who would have thought?”, he wondered, ironically saying that his sister had warned him and advancing that he would dare to make a version of paella too. He even created the hashtag himself #SpanishOmelette and has wanted to respond with jokes to the attacks:
OK those who hate my Spanish Omelette – I have spoken to my big brother and he is going to get you 🙂 pic.twitter.com/5fqQ3NeNa2
— Robert Paterson (@robpatrob) January 9, 2022
However, later, we assume that a little fed up with his mobile fuming with the mentions, he ended up somewhat pissed off:
Last tee of my day – Spain is a nation of honor – I can see that from your objection and I understand BUT I am just one person and all of Spain is attacking me – is this correct?#spanishomelette
— Robert Paterson (@robpatrob) January 10, 2022
“All of Spain is attacking me”, complained poor Robert who, we assume, will no longer want to share his version of the paella.
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