“I have her like Franco’s arm”: what Bishop Novell will learn from his girlfriend’s erotic books

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It is as if the once Bishop of Solsona Xavier Novell was determined to live a life of a novel. He was the youngest to reach the bishopric in Spain, in 2010, at 41 years of age. From the pulpit, he has not been afraid of getting into any controversy: he has fiercely defended Catalan separatism, he has recriminated women for how they dress and he has made homophobic comments, among others. Now he has left everything to go with his partner Silvia Caballol, a writer of erotic novels.

The news has jumped this week, a few days after announcing that he was leaving it for personal reasons, and has caught the ecclesiastical world with a changed foot. Caballol is 14 years younger than him, a psychologist by profession, although he is currently working in an NGO and has two children with another partner with whom he lived in Morocco. Now she and the ex-bishop live together in Manresa.

Caballol’s facet as a writer has developed through two erotic novels, written in that way and very, very explicit. Let’s take an example.

Tonight no one sleeps. I have tried all the invented techniques to fall asleep (…) but nothing manages to relax the torpedo between my legs, which tonight is more erect than Franco’s arm when he greeted the audience. (…) Finally, defeated, I choose to end my suffering by jerking off like crazy on the bed without stopping thinking about her for a fucking second.

This fragment, which manages to masterfully link touching with the Generalissimo, is from the book Amnesia, published in 2016. A year later, in 2017, Caballol published Hell in Gabriel’s Lust: The First Sin Against Being. Since their relationship has become known, the book has been sold out and the publisher itself comments to this newspaper that many people have called interested in him, but that the author no longer shows signs of life and her phone is answered by a relative.

Xavier Novell voting in the illegal referendum and Silvia Caballol presenting her books.

Xavier Novell voting in the illegal referendum and Silvia Caballol presenting her books.

Given the shortage of copies of Hell in Gabriel’s Lust we have analyzed Amnesia to see what ex-Bishop Novell can learn new. In the end, he dedicated his entire life to God and now he has gone off on a tangent. Of course, not everything you can learn from the texts will be good. Let’s see.

The internal struggle

One of the first things Novell is going to learn when he reads his girlfriend’s novels is that he was right. You cannot fight your own temptations. If not, ask the two protagonists of Amnesia, Jorge and Kyoto. He is a 32-year-old psychiatrist and she is a 16-year-old girl who appears in the middle of the street without remembering anything about her past. The adventure borders on illegality and it becomes very uncomfortable when very explicit sexual scenes with a minor are read.

Despite the sordid, the characters, him especially, have an internal debate about what they do. Of course, temptation always triumphs:

I know what I have to do from a realistic point of view, but this girl refuses to go to the police station. (…) I don’t know which of my two heads is to blame for it, because since my eyes saw her when entering this bar where I am like an idiot standing right now, my *** has gotten harder than steel. (…) I don’t remember ever having experienced such a disconcerting feeling before a woman, but of course, if we were strict, it would not really be a woman, but a fucking underage adolescent, whom I shouldn’t even have to be legal to look at.

I do not stop turning my head, my heads, but I do not get out of my indecision, because the “what should I do” and the one “I want to do” collide in frontal conflict, also, what defends the sensible part of my conscience versus what defends the most passionate part of my unconsciousness also seem to disagree. Faced with such inconsistencies, the decision is complicated for me.

And there is more, a temptation with internal debate that surely has not caught Novell by surprise:

My arms remain rigid next to my body and my fists are so tightly clenched that I feel my nails digging into my palms; And I am afraid that if I touch her I will not be able to contain myself, due to the days that I have been repressing myself and secretly wanting her. She sighs against my skin, and after a few minutes, she starts giving me little soft kisses on my neck. But what the fuck is he doing ?! (…) Fuck, fuck, fuck! I’m stiff and completely hard, but unable to make her stop and unable to pull away from her. (…) I should run away right now, but instead I grab her by the nape and kiss her greedily. Fuck self-control!

Novell in a trade.

The miniskirts

One of Novell’s controversial statements took place in 2012, when he publicly abused three girls who were attending to the mass of his confirmation with miniskirt. He himself published the anger on Facebook, with photos of the young women, and assured that he did so “to correct them and remind all the faithful that inappropriate dresses should be avoided in the Church.”

Something similar happens to Jorge, the protagonist, with inappropriate dresses. And is that Kyoto, the youngest, when she wakes up in the middle of the street, she has no more clothes to change and he buys them all. Well, he pays for it, his housekeeper buys his clothes. And, of course, the clothes are very provocative and that makes the fight against temptation very difficult for Jorge.

In this case, she speaks in the first person:

With a couple of trips I get all the bags into my room and put them on the bed to inspect. (…) And the most surprising thing is that, both the nightwear and the lingerie and other outfits to wear, are the sexiest. Has this clothing been chosen by the Honorable Dr. Caprovill? I think I would have felt more comfortable in a little more conventional clothes, but if I was to be honest, the style of my new clothes did not displease me at all.

And now he’s talking about clothes:

My hand, with its own autonomy, rests on her bare thigh and begins to climb up her leg until it sneaks under her navy blue skirt. I am so hard that surely she is feeling the pressure of my member pushing her hip. My exploring hand reaches up to her panties, checking that they are damp, putting me such a fact butt.

Equality of the sexes

This is not a lesson as such, but both Novell and the protagonist have spoken, in their own way each, on the equality of the sexes. In an interview in 2011, the then bishop argued that women cannot hold important positions in the Church due to the fact that “Christ chose 12 men to be the image of Israel ”and that“ the masculinity of the priest brings us back to the incarnate history of Christ ”.

Reading his new girlfriend and the reflections of the protagonist Jorge still makes Novell change his mind. Or not, who knows. He says he believes in the equality of the sexes, yes, although he comments it in a context of violence. The situation occurs after waking up in bed with a stranger.

—Pig, you used me (she says)

“Hey babe, from what I’m starting to remember, you benefited from it too, and a few of your outrageous orgies attested to it.”

Clearly, this answer was also incorrect because he clearly intended to slap me again, however, this time he was not going to allow it, so I grab her wrist on the fly and face her:

—Oh, you don’t want to hit me again, sweetie, because on the third I usually return them; and I do not care that you have tits and a vagina, because I am a great defender of the equality of the sexes.

Xavier Novell.

Masturbatory tricks

In this new life away from the cassock, the ex-bishop is going to face new situations that celibacy forbade. One of them is to touch. In case you need some kind of guidance, you can go to your girlfriend’s novel and see how Jorge masturbates thinking about the minor.

I go to the shower to wash up because I have a meeting with Oscar in a couple of hours. As the hot water runs down my body, I remember how horny I have become when, this morning, I had the little girl in my arms, with her legs wrapped around my waist and kissing us passionately and in the middle of the street without caring who look. I can’t help but get hard again when I remember it and I have no choice but to rest a hand against the opposite wall and, meanwhile the water continues to caress my naked body, swing my hips so that my penis fits against my other hand that is ringed simulating her vagina.

I close my eyes so I can imagine her better and continue the increasingly frantic swinging of my pelvis against my fist until the s *** n is squirted out of my member against the tiles of the opposite wall. I let out a sigh of release. This teen is my fucking obsession!

New meanings

The last but not least Novell will learn is that the words that he himself used in his work can have a new and different meaning. It is not only that orgasms attest that someone had a good time but that “God knows the strength of will I must have to endure such a temptation every holy day” and “as possessed by the demon of lust, I begin to kiss and suck her neck.”

She speaks now:

Seeing him kneeling before me, with his lustful gaze, is a scene that I find most erotic. After talking to me, spread my legs and… For all the Saints! Sink your face in my privacy

And it continues (in this case, relating a violation that she ends up enjoying):

Damn son of Satan! I don’t know if I’m pissed off with him or with my body that seemed to go it alone. Without warning, he thrusts his exorbitant member inside me in one fell swoop and I can’t help but arch and moan from the shock.

And another:

I sit on top of the bed and he does it in front of me. With the trapala look and bandit smile, he approaches and directs his mouth to… Oh God! To my breasts!

Now, seen in perspective Silvia Caballol’s literature, the decision of the ex-bishop of Solsona is much more astonishing. Normal that some of his former colleagues think he is possessed. He, just in case, did not want to undergo an exorcism. May love triumph.

Reference-www.elespanol.com

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