Saturday, December 5

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30 Super Hilarious Ways To Say ‘Masturbation’

1. Having a threesome with a couple of no-shows. 2. DJ the VJ. 3. Dopamine farming. 4. Double clicking your mouse. 5. Badgering the witness. 6. Summoning the semen demon. 7. Blood bending. 8. Shaking hands with the unemployed. 9. Making Jesus cry. 10. Five knuckle shuffle. 11. Playing some five on one. 12. Churning the butter. 13. Tickle the pickle. 14. Whackin 'the Krakin. 15. Polish the pearl. 16. Waxing your carrot. 17. Man handle the ham candle. 18. Putting on a puppet show. 19. Releasing the poison. 20. Giving yourself a handshake. 21. Ringing the devil's doorbell. 22. Holding a sausage hostage. 23. Flicking the bean. 24. Petting the bunny. 25. Juice the goose. 26. Hand to acorn combat. 27. Single player sex. 28. Dishonored discharge. 29. Wiggling the yogurt hose. 30. Menage to me...
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30 Adults Share The Hilarious Misconceptions They Used To Have About Sex

These people from Ask Reddit didn't always understand the way sex works.1. I genuinely 100% thought that some men had hollow penises and that that's how gay sex worked. 2. I thought two people laid on their sides facing each other while covered with blankets. That was it, that was sex. 3. Blow job = blow (literally) on the guy's pee pee. 4. I thought the penis went straight down between a man's legs and was shocked when I saw the truth for the first time. 5. Always thought the vaginal opening was roughly where the penis would be on a guy… kinda surprised at how far back I had to go when I first found out. 6. All of my friends and I thought that you could never get a girl pregnant if the condom was black. We thought the sperm would get lost or would b...
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30 Signs A Woman Watches Too Much Porn

Men don't actually want you to use these porn moves mentioned on Ask Reddit.1. When she gets butthurt about me not knowing rope play like jeez I can barely tie my shoes. 2. I dated a girl who was really into premature ejaculation porn and she got annoyed when just her touch wasn't enough to get me off. That was weird. 3. When they won't let a man wear a condom. 4. The angry, death grip handjob. Followed by the expectation for a half cup of jizz. 5. When they super speed jerk you off but reality feels like they're trying to skin you down to the base. 6. Being as rough on your equipment as they are in certain videos. Protip, ladies: not all men want you to squeeze their balls like you're trying to get juice from an orange. 7. When she expects you to ej...